Webb [ Topics | Messages ] Name: Webb Location: San Diego CA Country: United Arab Emirates Date of Birth: August 7th, 1980 (30 years old) Astrological sign: Leo Occupation: Clerk at a hospital Status: Online (for 0 minutes) Last host: *.sharp.com Joined on: March 6th, 2003

Member #6786 46,278 posts Male

About Webb

I'm all about living large you know? Drivin fast fuckin cars, fucking fast fuckin women, eating fast fuckin food, just fuckin holdin the throttle of life down to the max bro brah'. It's all good though. I got my fuckin 420 megawatt sub all the way up bumpin brick man. When I drive by, people be gettin a free Ben Folds Five concert and shit. And you know Ben goes over well in the ghetto man. I've turned on so many people to the ill dope stylings of mr. ben. I got DJ's spinning his shit from coast to coast. You think that's a joke bitch? Recognise.

The thing with ben is you see, you gotta add some flava to his shit you know? Put a little garlic on the poop poop. Maybe add some salt to his doo doo. A little taberwacky in the green machine. Some silky smooth butter tea to his pee pee. Some omnipatent monologue to his ding dong. Some blue collar baller to his east coast walla walla.

Interests

I ride around on a piece of wood like a fuckin 12 year old when I should be out playing tennis or squash or something more grown up, but what can I say? I love it. I realy enjoy slamming my board up against some metal or pool coping, I feel sorry for people who have never experienced such a thing. I can't even comprehend what my life would be like without a skateboard.

Music

I listen to EVERYTHING, seriously! Everything except rap, hip hop, country, classical, classic rock, rock, piano rock, altrenative, punk, ska, reggae, celtic and most forms of yodelling. But everything else I love!!!

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Weezer,Live,Toad the Wet Sprocket, Couning crows, The Postal Service, The Eagles, Kula Shaker, Van Morrison, Nick Drake, DMB, Cat Stevens, The Chieftans, Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five, Modest Mouse, Jamiroqiou (when I'm feeling gay), The Doors, The Gin Blossoms, Marcy Playground, Deathcab for Cutie, Glen Phillips, Ben Taylor, Ben Lee, Ben Kweller, Wilco, Built to Spill and when there aren't any black people around, I listen to Dr. Octagon.

Favorite Ben Folds (Five) Songs

ascent of stan, carrying cathy, luckiest, rubber sled ... selfless cold and composed, last polka

Best Moment

At a show in Solana Beach there was a lady from bens old record label, she was watching me the whole show. after the show she came up to me and said she enjoyed watching me enjoy the show. She asked if I was with anyone and I stupidly and truthfuly told her yes. She said ok and called ben over for a picture with me. Later she told me if I had been alone she would take me backstage to hang with ben for a bit. So I should've lied, but meh' whatevs. I got a cool pic with ben, so there.

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