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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: tbonejc1

Seriously
http://www.avclub.com/articles/actor-andrew-koenig-miss
ing,38433/


I keep dreaming about things

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: Fronk

sad news

jesus christ, you cant spend the rest of your life looking like axl rose, you need to go to the salon and get a military haircut

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: tbonejc1

That is the weirdest fucking paragraph I've ever read too.
Andrew Koenig, son of Star Trek actor Walter Koenig and well known for playing the character of Boner on Growing Pains, is missing
That sentence right there is just not something I could have expected to read. And then for more information, they link to a site called maximumfun.com

WTF?

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: Willie

TBH boner has been missing since i saw that picture of Madonna's arms tbh

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

maximumfun.com

that's the home of podcasts jordan jesse go and the sound of young america, which i've recommended to everyone on this site like fifty times.

also, it's run by http://benfolds.org/members/jessethorn

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: Willie

drew is right

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

it made me sad IN MY HEART to see jesse thorn treated so poorly on his visit to this here official ben.org site, but that's what happens i guess. i think his one response was pretty good.

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: ass

Drew, please stop luring your heroes to the board.

Well there they are! Two students and a horse.

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: Willie

http://skwigg.tripod.com/blog/ma.jpg

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: tbonejc1

gyz, I really wish you wouldn't joke around here.
is nothing sacred?

BONER IS MISSING

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

poor walter koenig :(

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: Willie

what the FUCK is going on here

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

good, now if only John Stamos would go missing.

You sound like a creepy teacher.

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: ass

You know, I haven't see Joey Lawrence in a while, either.....

Well there they are! Two students and a horse.

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: tbonejc1

Lord knows I have.

He keeps hanging around my backyard.

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Feb 24th (6 months ago)
Posted by: ObviouslyEvil

i've been shooing Jonathan Taylor Thomas off my porch these days. i'm thinking of getting a wooden owl.

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Feb 25th (6 months ago)
Posted by: EvaporatedDwarf

So I'm trying to be an adult. Trying not to be disconnected enough where this is funny. Then fucking Kirk Cameron has to say this: "If you’re reading this, please call me. Mike and Boner could always work things out when they put their minds to it." And they just had to read it out loud on The Today Show.

C'mon, pop culture. You're making it easy for us. I hope he's okay so this can be funny.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the past facing mirror images that were not his own. And driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Al an observer from his own time that appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. And so Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life striving to put right what once went wrong. And hoping each time that his next leap would be the leap home.

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Feb 25th (6 months ago)
Posted by: m_v

Kirk Cameron just wants to save him imo

plastic soul, man, plastic soul

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Feb 25th (6 months ago)
Posted by: ObviouslyEvil

Turns out Kirk Cameron is actually the guy who abducted him - he's been forcing him to act out scenes from Growing Pains in the nude in his basement.

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Feb 25th (6 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

I assumed this thread would be by tbone about a side effect of his operation

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Feb 25th (6 months ago)
Posted by: Willie

no, you didn't

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Feb 25th (6 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

CAPTAIN FUN EVERYBODY!

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Feb 25th (6 months ago)
Posted by: m_v

goblnboy, if you learn anything from me let this be the one thing:

let go
let god

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. - Hit it.

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Feb 25th (6 months ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

let god what?

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Feb 25th (6 months ago)
Posted by: m_v

fill in the blanks yourself

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. - Hit it.

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Feb 26th (6 months ago)
Posted by: ass

http://m.cnn.com/primary/_BkipEf-ioIhwL9K2b

Bad news for Boner.

No wonder you threw up. You had all that vomit in you.

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Feb 26th (6 months ago)
Posted by: m_v

no news is good news

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. - Hit it.

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Feb 26th (6 months ago)
Posted by: ass

D'oh, what a boner.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/25/growing.pains.
actor.dead/index.html?hpt=T2


No wonder you threw up. You had all that vomit in you.

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Feb 26th (6 months ago)
Posted by: m_v

dudes who've played the joker are gonna keep droppin like flies

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. - Hit it.

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