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Feb 7th (35 days ago)
Posted by: piano boy

Or in every pack of prawn crackers (shrimp chips or shrimp crackers to you Americans) is there at least one, that looks like a vagina?

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Feb 7th (34 days ago)
Posted by: Yossarian

do you eat those ones or save them all?

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Feb 7th (34 days ago)
Posted by: Goblinboy

I think it's better you don't know.

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Feb 7th (34 days ago)
Posted by: m_v

shrimp crackers?

are you fucking mental?

sounds like the worst snack idea ever.

The Christmas Dinosaur is one of the best movies Ive ever seen, but in the movie there are a couple of mistakes about the dinosaurs and the pterosaurs, like they say that pterosaurs are flyng dinosaurs but no dinosaur can fly, the pterosaurs were only cousins of the dinosaurs, and they thought the pterosaurs ate man sized creatures when the biggest ate baby dinosaurs, however this is still a very good movie

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Feb 7th (34 days ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

you're so DIRTY ;-)

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Feb 8th (34 days ago)
Posted by: +Ill

sounds like the worst snack idea ever.

Ha, I'm sure there's much worse.

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Feb 8th (34 days ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

Like blubber chips.

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Feb 8th (34 days ago)
Posted by: m_v

Ha, I'm sure there's much worse.

oh, for sure. it just sounds gross.

The Christmas Dinosaur is one of the best movies Ive ever seen, but in the movie there are a couple of mistakes about the dinosaurs and the pterosaurs, like they say that pterosaurs are flyng dinosaurs but no dinosaur can fly, the pterosaurs were only cousins of the dinosaurs, and they thought the pterosaurs ate man sized creatures when the biggest ate baby dinosaurs, however this is still a very good movie

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Feb 8th (34 days ago)
Posted by: piano boy

They are awesome, you fill them with with some fried rice and go to town on them!

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Feb 8th (34 days ago)
Posted by: Emaline Jones

They are sweet oily goodness, mv. Don't you americans make everything bacon flavoured or something? :S

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Feb 8th (34 days ago)
Posted by: gooseman

My friend got some bacon flavoured gum when he was in china. Dirty shit right there.

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Feb 8th (33 days ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

Don't you americans make everything bacon flavoured or something?

it's true. *waves flag*

Summary: Sister Bear insists she doesn't have to go to the bathroom before leaving on a trip, but the Bear family hasn't traveled very far before she realizes that she does have to.

1. Bears -- Fiction.
2. Automobile travel -- Fiction.
3. Bathrooms -- Fiction.

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Feb 8th (33 days ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

everyone likes the smell of bacon, even a vietnamese lake worm.

oh ok willie, let me just go grab my bookmark with the feathery string on the end that is marking the page inside my boxcar children book, and digitally insert that into my computer

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Feb 8th (33 days ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

are you referring to your vietnamese lake worm or the whole population of vietnamese lake worms?

Summary: Sister Bear insists she doesn't have to go to the bathroom before leaving on a trip, but the Bear family hasn't traveled very far before she realizes that she does have to.

1. Bears -- Fiction.
2. Automobile travel -- Fiction.
3. Bathrooms -- Fiction.

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Feb 8th (33 days ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

just the one that i know of.

(for the record, that's a quote from this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1C_k-8XF6w)

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Feb 8th (33 days ago)
Posted by: dustybooks

"stop quoting stuff" - shaksper

Summary: Sister Bear insists she doesn't have to go to the bathroom before leaving on a trip, but the Bear family hasn't traveled very far before she realizes that she does have to.

1. Bears -- Fiction.
2. Automobile travel -- Fiction.
3. Bathrooms -- Fiction.

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