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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: ass

:)

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: Yossarian

on winning the world series!!!

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: Yossarian

okay okay guys i got engaged...

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

Dang, after I went to check fb to be in on it.

CONGRATULATIONS!

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: Nikki

ohman, that's awesome!! congratulations :D

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

WOOOOOOOOT!

Congrats, big guy.

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

"how did you pop the question" is on my list of hated phrases, now that i think of it. regardless, congrats hec.

oh ok willie, let me just go grab my bookmark with the feathery string on the end that is marking the page inside my boxcar children book, and digitally insert that into my computer

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: +DrewMG

everyone in this car says congrats

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: Yossarian

haha. it's not an interesting or romantic story. so don't crucify me after i tell you this, but... we we're discussing how stupid and dysfunction our families we're and how a wedding would be a horrible experience. and i've explained to her many times before how i don't really want a wedding, don't want all that attention. and she didn't really either. so we decided we'd just get married quietly on our trip. so she said she wanted to be engaged at least first. and i said 'well, let's go buy you a ring'. so we went to a jewelers that instant, picked out a ring. asked her if she'd married me like a good little boy should. and that's it.

sorry if i've grinchy-poo'd this entire thing guys.

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: multiballs

not me, im wondering why in the hell the girl said yes? he's a failed film director, that makes next to no money...i mean what about the money? good luck getting divorced a year into it when you cant afford to buy her clothes at saks fifth avenue

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: multiballs

and congratulations

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: Yossarian

thanks multiballs. when you're my best man, please don't make that your toast!

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: multiballs

ah that sucks, my toast was going to be a 30 minute long created story about you and your wife living on mars together in a futuristic colony, your loss

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

Eloping was also kind of romantic in my mind, so I'd say you've done a good job man. If it works for both of you, why not go with it? Are you going to swing by Las Vegas then on the trip?

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: multiballs

are her parents fat? dont marry her if her parents are fat

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: ass

Hector, if you swing by Oklahoma on your travels, we can get you married here: www.lavernsweddingchapel.com/

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: Yossarian

not sure where, eric. she wants it to be after her 21st. so sometime in late july early august. we'll be going between toronto/new york by then. who knows. you might be able to come to the wedding.

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: Yossarian

haha, that place looks great, ross. wonderful website i'm sure they're not just trying to lure couple there to harvest their organs or anything.

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: multiballs

how fat is she?

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

do they have saks fifth avenus in australia? that's the pressing question afaic.

oh ok willie, let me just go grab my bookmark with the feathery string on the end that is marking the page inside my boxcar children book, and digitally insert that into my computer

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

*avenue

oh ok willie, let me just go grab my bookmark with the feathery string on the end that is marking the page inside my boxcar children book, and digitally insert that into my computer

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: Yossarian

how fat is she?

i'm gonna need a scale. who's a 1 and who's a 10?

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

Dude, if I can I would love to attend the wedding. DIBBS ON BEST MAN!

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: Yossarian

do they have saks fifth avenus in australia? that's the pressing question afaic.

we don't have numbered streets.

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: Yossarian

Well, i'm just thinking about where we'll be, and getting married in NYC would be kind of the bomb!

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

1 = kate moss, 10 = catherine zeta jones

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: Yossarian

5 = sally struthers. it's more of a pyramid than a scale.

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: Animal

congrats, pinche friend

may you direct many home movies together in memory of what you're never going to have once you guys decide to stop filming each other.

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: multiballs

1 = skinniest = kiera knightley

10 = completely utterly fat = kate winslet

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Jan 7th 2010 (3 years ago)
Posted by: emanstevenson

Hector's thread is ruined.

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