2010 Deaths

Jan 6th (67 days ago)

Posted by: ass

Since geep isn't here to do this..

Let us futuremourn these ppl that will die in the new year:

--Doris Roberts
--Alan Greenspan
--John Madden
--John McLaughlin

Who else?

DUE TO PHYSICAL VIOLENCE, SHIT FACED MONDAYS HAVE BEEN CANCELLED

Jan 6th (67 days ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

who's the next Brittany Murphy?

my vote goes to Kim Kardashian

I keep dreaming about things

Jan 6th (67 days ago)

Posted by: Fronk

--tbonejc1

jesus christ, you cant spend the rest of your life looking like axl rose, you need to go to the salon and get a military haircut

Jan 6th (67 days ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

I'm the only thing still giving your life meaning

I keep dreaming about things

Jan 6th (67 days ago)

Posted by: Willie

http://www.benfolds.org/forum/45362

Elton john, elton john, elton john..can't stress elton enough...

Jan 6th (67 days ago)

Posted by: Willie

o snap there were 2. this one has responses

http://www.benfolds.org/forum/45361

Elton john, elton john, elton john..can't stress elton enough...

Jan 6th (67 days ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

Betty White, Rue McClanahan

oh ok willie, let me just go grab my bookmark with the feathery string on the end that is marking the page inside my boxcar children book, and digitally insert that into my computer

Jan 6th (67 days ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

Doesn't really apply to this thread.

The "Willie has no life" thread is in another castle

I keep dreaming about things

Jan 6th (67 days ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

o snap

lol

I keep dreaming about things

Jan 6th (67 days ago)

Posted by: Willie

Doesn't really apply to this thread.

i know, but it applies to fronk's post (^ there)

"Willie has no life"

ilat. funniest of all your posts on this website...

Elton john, elton john, elton john..can't stress elton enough...

Jan 6th (67 days ago)

Posted by: ass

Here are some leftovers from last year's list:

--Andy Rooney
--Chuck Berry

Looking back, gp's list was pretty dead on.

DUE TO PHYSICAL VIOLENCE, SHIT FACED MONDAYS HAVE BEEN CANCELLED

Jan 7th (66 days ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

I'm gonna say Fats Domino. Unlike Chuck Berry, he's not doing so well these days and doesn't seem to be in great health.

"I recently posted on Benfolds.org and learned the hard way that they're basically like those zombies from I Am Legend. they just want to suck the life out of me and anyone else who crosses their path." ~ahoybobby, thesuburbs.co.uk

Jan 7th (66 days ago)

Posted by: clams

i hope they build an amusement park in his name called "fats dominion"

that joke isnt too good but i figured the dorg is a good testing ground for audience reaction before i hit the stage!!

Sherk Forever After what are they smoking when they did this weed probily or coke i dont know but seriously what *beep*
Good Damn IT!!!

Jan 7th (66 days ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

I THOUGHT THAT SAID SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

"I recently posted on Benfolds.org and learned the hard way that they're basically like those zombies from I Am Legend. they just want to suck the life out of me and anyone else who crosses their path." ~ahoybobby, thesuburbs.co.uk

Jan 7th (66 days ago)

Posted by: clams

gon make ur fussy wet

Sherk Forever After what are they smoking when they did this weed probily or coke i dont know but seriously what *beep*
Good Damn IT!!!

Jan 14th (60 days ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

Jay Reatard has apparently ODed. Any fans here? I never really listened to his music, but now I sort of want to check it out.

Eric: "What is this called?" (points to butt)
Korean Student in the back of class: "Nature Hole!"

Jan 14th (60 days ago)

Posted by: Nikki

no way!! when did this happen?
i had a boyf thing who was absolutely in love with jay reatard. i'll be happy to tell him.

I eat watches.
-Jambib

Jan 14th (60 days ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

The official statement says he died in his sleep, but all the scuttlebutt says "OD" on the internet.

Eric: "What is this called?" (points to butt)
Korean Student in the back of class: "Nature Hole!"

Jan 14th (60 days ago)

Posted by: Nikki

ex boyf thing says, "that is very sad."
HAVE A FUCKING HEART, TINMAN.

I eat watches.
-Jambib

Jan 14th (60 days ago)

Posted by: Nikki

"least surprising death of 2010."
well my plan to crush him didn't work too well.

I eat watches.
-Jambib

Jan 14th (60 days ago)

Posted by: Willie

pardon me (predicts)

-- Zig Ziglar
-- Chuck Berry
-- Mike Tyson
-- Barbara Bush
-- Simon Cowell

vc andrews hasn't written a good book. it got worse after she died.

Jan 14th (60 days ago)

Posted by: Willie

*-- Alec Baldwin

:(

vc andrews hasn't written a good book. it got worse after she died.

Jan 14th (60 days ago)

Posted by: Willie

vc andrews hasn't written a good book. it got worse after she died.

!!!!

Jan 14th (59 days ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

teddy pendergrass RIP

i mostly know him from harold melvin & the blue notes. but deffo a great singer. pretty sad, he was about to turn 60.

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could just
See you
Tonight

Jan 14th (59 days ago)

Posted by: caats19

Looking back, gp's list was pretty dead on.

it's already been established that i won last year.

"cats u are the 69 of the Dot org."

"That doesn't make any sense, future +caats19."
+Ill

No hard feelings to the benfolds.org unless that's what you want in which case you can all go smoke a ten foot dick? Is that in the spirit? God bless you all.
Love,
ben

Jan 14th (59 days ago)

Posted by: Emaline Jones

true Willie. VC Andrews is awful shit. They should have left it be.

I don't like that dude

Jan 14th (59 days ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

Man, VC Andrews is taking a BEATING on the dorg lately.

I keep dreaming about things

Jan 14th (59 days ago)

Posted by: Willie

???

vc andrews hasn't written a good book. it got worse after she died.

Jan 14th (59 days ago)

Posted by: Jambi

teddy pendergrass RIP

:(

Jan 14th (59 days ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

kurt vonnegut has been pretty steady in his post-mortem output, on the other hand.

oh ok willie, let me just go grab my bookmark with the feathery string on the end that is marking the page inside my boxcar children book, and digitally insert that into my computer