Phrases You Hate

Apr 3rd 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: m_v

I bet that really "grinds your gears"

Preoccupied and dedicated
To the preservation of the motion of hips

Apr 5th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: HarmonizedMoFo

totally with you grant.

Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe!

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: Natiest

"coming in 3D" honestly

"Cracking toast Gromit!"

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

agreed. not a fan of the 3D trend.

webb why don't you go join the pervett brothers

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: ass

What about PHISH IN 3D!!?!

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

"rape your own ass with a bendy straw"

This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timmy at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because she thought Trey secretly liked Erin Hennebrary. But Trey didn't like Erin Hennebrary, it was all a bunch of bull.

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: ass

Would that really hurt that much?

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

Is that really the point?? Rape is rape.

This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timmy at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because she thought Trey secretly liked Erin Hennebrary. But Trey didn't like Erin Hennebrary, it was all a bunch of bull.

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: ass

Also, how can one rape their own ass?

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

Psychotropic drugs.

This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timmy at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because she thought Trey secretly liked Erin Hennebrary. But Trey didn't like Erin Hennebrary, it was all a bunch of bull.

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: ass

Yeah, I'd rather not hear about rape unless it's immediately preceded by a "G" and followed by "juice" or "flavor."

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

i thought you were quoting Master P's "G-Rape Juice" for a second there.

webb why don't you go join the pervett brothers

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

I'm gonna grape you in the mouth

This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timmy at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because she thought Trey secretly liked Erin Hennebrary. But Trey didn't like Erin Hennebrary, it was all a bunch of bull.

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY

This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timmy at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because she thought Trey secretly liked Erin Hennebrary. But Trey didn't like Erin Hennebrary, it was all a bunch of bull.

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: ass

Haha, funny. The Onion was first, though.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/mcdonalds-drops-hammur
derer-character-from-adverti,127/

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

haha I missed this exchange.

haha BRO in caps. sigged.

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

http://benfolds.org/forum/56422

webb why don't you go join the pervett brothers

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

"French Fries are for the living, DUMBASS"

haha BRO in caps. sigged.

Apr 15th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

"There's something strange about the way you fuck"

haha BRO in caps. sigged.

Apr 16th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

"There's something strange about the way you fuck"

I know, right? I thought I was the only one who didn't like it.

Eric: "What is this called?" (points to butt)
Korean Student in the back of class: "Nature Hole!"

Apr 17th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

"the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result." wtf ?

Apr 17th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: Willie

hi jeep!!

I DEFY you to post a song that is more fricking amazing than "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Apr 17th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

hi willie

Apr 17th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: Willie

"HE IS RISEN"

my mom had this white cross in her yard from like March 15th until today. i swear it was for me to see in my face, ugh get real mom

I DEFY you to post a song that is more fricking amazing than "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Apr 17th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

"the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result." wtf ?

oh god, agreed.

another one in this regard is "when you assume it makes ass of u and me" which may have already been mentioned but IT BEARS REPEATING because ugh.

oh but i think we all agree the worst is "the vice president's office is on the phone"

webb why don't you go join the pervett brothers

Apr 17th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

"I don't know the first thing about ..." when probably everyone knows the first thing about it if they think for two seconds.

This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timmy at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because she thought Trey secretly liked Erin Hennebrary. But Trey didn't like Erin Hennebrary, it was all a bunch of bull.

Apr 17th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: dustybooks

___: original ___

(example- Librarian: original search engine)

webb why don't you go join the pervett brothers

Apr 17th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: Natiest

In a record store: "Do you have *insert any band name here* CD?"

Record store guy: "Who?"

"Cracking toast Gromit!"

Apr 18th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

Stupid old record store customer: "This is going back a few years, you might not have heard of them..."

This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timmy at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because she thought Trey secretly liked Erin Hennebrary. But Trey didn't like Erin Hennebrary, it was all a bunch of bull.

Apr 18th 2010 (3 years ago)

Posted by: Emaline Jones

In a record store: "Do you have *insert any band name here* CD?"

Record store guy: "Who?"

Oh shit this happened to me with regard to THE ZOMBIES. I'm like... WTFWTFTWTF FUCK OFF

I murdered my wife