No Cake For Hitler

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/today/index.ssf/2008/12
/holland_township_family_angry.html

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell.

Good names for a trio of toddlers? Heath and Deborah Campbell think so. The Holland Township couple has picked those names and the oldest child, Adolf Hitler Campbell, turns 3 today.

This has given rise to a problem, because the ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich Township has refused to make a cake for young Adolf's birthday.

"We believe the request ... to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate," said Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman.

The Campbells turned down the market's offer to make a cake with enough room for them to write their own inscription and can't understand what all of the fuss is about.
Young Adolf Hitler Campbell will be getting a cake from Wal-Mart this year.

"ShopRite can't even make a cake for a 3-year-old," said Deborah Campbell, 25, who is Heath's wife of three years and the mother of the children. "That's sad."

Others, such as Anti-Defamation League director Barry Morrison, applauded Shop Rite's decision.

"Might as well put a sign around their (the children's) neck that says bigot, racist, hatemonger," said Morrison. "What's the difference?"

Are you a bug, Bill Murray?

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

Surely Aryan Nation would have bigger problems? Unless people don't know what it means.

Thread over, GB wins

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

Well yeah but it isn't Aryan's birthday!!!

Are you a bug, Bill Murray?

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: CleverDentist

ShopRite, more like ShopWRONG.

the cd

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: caats19

oh is that how you spell aryan.

"'Google is like the poor man's ben folds.org.'

Nice! I'd sig that but I'm not going to sig it."
~spider-man and +Ill
"That doesn't make any sense, future +caats19."
+Ill

No hard feelings to the benfolds.org unless that's what you want in which case you can all go smoke a ten foot dick? Is that in the spirit? God bless you all.
Love,
ben

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

*ShopLeft

Thread over, GB wins

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

Robert M. Gordon, a clinical psychologist in Allentown, said the names would hurt the children. [...]

"By the time they get to school, they will already have been damaged," Gordon said. "Any parent that would impose such horrific names on their children is mentally ill, and they would be affecting their children from the day they were born. Only a crazy person would do that."

is that clinical language . . . ?

we all look for happiness in this life, but it's not the happiness we are looking for, but the realease from our prison of unhappiness

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

Billy Joel never mentioned anything about this kind of shit.

Thread over, GB wins

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

Yeah I'm crazy... crazy about advancing the supreme white race!

Are you a bug, Bill Murray?

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: messabee

they have to get wal-mart cake? travesty.

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: messabee

also the thread title read in my mind to the tune of "springtime for hitler"

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

this is a lol thread.

i am a stupid american -DrewMG

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

if you're going to name your kid that, better start learning to decorate your own cakes imo...

"we all look for happiness in this life, but it's not the happiness we are looking for, but the realease from our prison of unhappiness"

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: cullen

meanwhile Josef Stalin Stewart is all bragging about the personalized license plate he got for his bike

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

I'm sure lil Stalin probably got his birthday cakes refused too but it's the strangest thing, no one seems to remember that it ever happened or that the cake store ever existed.

Are you a bug, Bill Murray?

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: ass

Wow, that baker is a regular Cake Nazi.

Meat Font

Dec 15th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

bet it was white chocolate.

Thread over, GB wins

Dec 16th (2 years ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

google ads didn't even TRY on this one.

OHH HE WAAANTS THE AIDS JIZZ.
Caats19

i think they're talking about vaginal juices
emaline03

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Dec 16th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

Inside The Third Reich
Rutger Hauer as Albert Speer TV movie. Buy it on DVD here

i enjoyed that one. i like rutger hauer. mostly cos of this:
http://www.rutgerhauer.org/

i am a stupid american -DrewMG

Dec 16th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Art Vandelay

No Cake For Hitler

That would make a great band name

I believe that's the needle breaking on the bullshit meter

Dec 17th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

Agreed. Phil! here's your new name!

Thread over, GB wins

Dec 17th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

I concur.

i am a stupid american -DrewMG

Dec 17th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

my mom used to be a big RH fan. The movie Ladyhawke is awesome because of him and matthew broderick, plus that great guy who played the drunk monk.

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Dec 17th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

I know i've seen Ladyhawke, but all those movies have kind of merged in my memory into one movie. Ladyhawke, Legend, Willow etc. I can't remember which one is which.

i am a stupid american -DrewMG

Dec 17th (2 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

Ha, yeah, I won't cop any flack for having Hitler in my band name.

Are you a bug, Bill Murray?

Dec 17th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

Roberta Flack?

i am a stupid american -DrewMG

Dec 17th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

No cake for Campbell isn't as good.

Thread over, GB wins

Dec 17th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Goblinboy

Rutger is great in The Hitcher and Sin City too. Doubt he'll ever top his performance in Blade Runner though.

Thread over, GB wins

Dec 17th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

I liked him in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. But yeah, he'll never top Blade Runner.

i am a stupid american -DrewMG

Dec 18th (2 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

gosh darn I've seen all these movies and I guess it didn't register that he was in them. i need to check out his imdb page

not his website tho, I don't think I can handle that

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind