terrible facebook status updates

Jun 5th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: Bill Murray

Mods? I know that company googles looking for press

drew hate me :(

Jun 5th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

Come again?

i stand by what i said, whatever it was

Jun 5th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: Bill Murray

http://benfolds.org/forum/59980/54#1701476

drew hate me :(

Jun 5th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

What do you suggest??????

i stand by what i said, whatever it was

Jun 5th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

Pussy Wet?

On the dark side, my friend

Jun 5th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

I can't concentrate on things I need to concentrate on. I just want to go to bed!

:(

Pet sounds? I've never heard of it but if I wanted to hear a cat meow all I gotta do is go out to the parking lot of my apartment complex.

Jun 5th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

Aww. I feel bad now. It was a fine post, Kels.

Sigurd Jonny "Sig" Hansen (born April 28, 1966) is an American Captain of the fishing vessel Northwestern. Hansen was featured in all seasons of the documentary television series Deadliest Catch, where he also served as technical advisor for the production.

Jun 8th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

http://gizmodo.com/5916921/11-things-to-never-ever-say-
on-facebook

So I guess you just shouldn't post on Facebook ever.

Although, he didn't say anything about baby photos.

Pet sounds? I've never heard of it but if I wanted to hear a cat meow all I gotta do is go out to the parking lot of my apartment complex.

Jun 8th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: Bill Murray

So I guess you just shouldn't post on Facebook ever.

yep

"welcome to gamestop" my stepdad tells me as he unplugs my n64

Jun 8th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

yeah that's actually a pretty solid stance.

On the dark side, my friend

Jun 8th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: ass

Dumb list.

afraid you're being hacked? just press ctrl+alt+delete to restart your computer, day or night. hacker's worst nightmare!

Jun 8th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: Bill Murray

http://www.etsy.com/shop/popprints

Dumb list.

"welcome to gamestop" my stepdad tells me as he unplugs my n64

Jun 8th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: Bill Murray

i didnt mean it

"welcome to gamestop" my stepdad tells me as he unplugs my n64

Jun 8th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: ass

+1

afraid you're being hacked? just press ctrl+alt+delete to restart your computer, day or night. hacker's worst nightmare!

Jun 8th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: Bill Murray

474

"welcome to gamestop" my stepdad tells me as he unplugs my n64

Jun 8th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

Half the list says you shouldn't be self-indulgent. Isn't that the point of Facebook posts?

Pet sounds? I've never heard of it but if I wanted to hear a cat meow all I gotta do is go out to the parking lot of my apartment complex.

Jun 9th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

Poo poo list.

i stand by what i said, whatever it was

Jun 12th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: draw

Guy on my news feed has a picture of fruits and vegetables labeled "HEALTH INSURANCE"

Jun 12th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: Bill Murray

there's a joke in there somewhere. trying to find it, will keep u posted.

"welcome to gamestop" my stepdad tells me as he unplugs my n64

Jun 12th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: draw

joke's on the all the people suffering from illnesses unrelated to nutritional choices!

Jun 13th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

fruits and vegetables are the next big movement

i stand by what i said, whatever it was

Jun 13th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

the next big BOWEL movement

Jun 13th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

:D

i stand by what i said, whatever it was

Jun 14th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: Emaline Jones

couple facebooks (as in one facebook for two people , e.g. John and Mary Smith).

WHAT

THE

FUCK

basically what I'm saying here is that this ends with a cock up your anal

Jun 14th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: Jimbob

He beats her.

www.redjamspear.com

http://benfolds.org/forum/58805#1386519

Jun 14th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: Bill Murray

off*

#crackcrew

Jun 14th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

I just had my first friending by a couple on Facebook, but they are young and only now joining facebook, so I'll give them time to figure out how to do it right.

Pet sounds? I've never heard of it but if I wanted to hear a cat meow all I gotta do is go out to the parking lot of my apartment complex.

Jun 14th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: Bill Murray

they won't.

#crackcrew

Jun 14th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

usually that's just a girl that's including her husband/boyfriend that is smart enough not to be on facebook

the tongue is clean and the grip is firm

Jun 14th 2012 (12 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

Yeah, the one married couple I have on Facebook who I went through my whole school life with are that exact setup^^

i stand by what i said, whatever it was