ATTN: BEN

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: cheezewiz

i cant believe i missed all this...

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

why?

if i have learned one thing over the last 24 years, it's that the world is full of FUCKING IDIOTS. you can't possibly disagree with that and have lived to any extent. despite how much you may disagree with the .org about what music is cool or whatever other ultimately meaningless shit you disagree with the .org about, i guarantee you that there is a higher percentage of smart people here than there is in the world as a whole.

-Gront

hahhaah you'd probably do the ollie first really.

-Webb

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: cheezewiz

i missed a bit of dorg history :( :(

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

haha. yeah, me too kind of. i was just to busy to stay online for the whole thing.

btw, you've become quite the .orger. i won't be an ass to you for no reason anymore. but, who knows, maybe you'll give me reason to...

if i have learned one thing over the last 24 years, it's that the world is full of FUCKING IDIOTS. you can't possibly disagree with that and have lived to any extent. despite how much you may disagree with the .org about what music is cool or whatever other ultimately meaningless shit you disagree with the .org about, i guarantee you that there is a higher percentage of smart people here than there is in the world as a whole.

-Gront

hahhaah you'd probably do the ollie first really.

-Webb

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: cheezewiz

:)

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

are you trying to piss me off?

:p

if i have learned one thing over the last 24 years, it's that the world is full of FUCKING IDIOTS. you can't possibly disagree with that and have lived to any extent. despite how much you may disagree with the .org about what music is cool or whatever other ultimately meaningless shit you disagree with the .org about, i guarantee you that there is a higher percentage of smart people here than there is in the world as a whole.

-Gront

hahhaah you'd probably do the ollie first really.

-Webb

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: Pointer

Easy you two. Don't make me go get Ben to intervene.

it's weird to see my name in an autosignature.
-Silvergirl

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: +Steve

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING
Good work guys ;) I feel a good ol' American sense of closure to this whole episode. While I'm here, I just wanted to say that I might not post here much anymore, what with work and life and all, but it doesn't mean I've written this place off or anything - I still drop by pretty regularly to see what's going on. The .org would make for a very interesting psychology thesis if someone from the future comes across this on archive.org or something :P

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

Pretty sure a couple of people have already done some uni assignments on the .org!

Hi +Steve!!! I have been stalking your last.fm!!

(is anyone more excited to see +Steve than see Ben lolz)

maybe you could get twizzlers (makes mouths happy lol) and both start eating one end of it and OMG ITS TEH SAME TWIZZLER which leads to lips touching usually ~ drewmg said this

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: beadman3

You know, I think we should all take pride in the fact that Ben visited us first back in the day and it appears he's a regular reader. This whole situation shows that Ben still cares. I think he might've just won me back.

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Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

(is anyone more excited to see +Steve than see Ben lolz

I AM. Hi +STEVE!!

I can't believe you guys read the suburbs. The suburbs strkes me as a place where Keyboard Kathy would fit right in.

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: Kid-Kenobi

The .org would make for a very interesting psychology thesis if someone from the future comes across this on archive.org or something :P

I'm in the process of choosing between here and another board for a case study I have to do for school next year on Virtual Communities. I think it'd be funny to discuss Ned Gump in a scholarly essay.

Hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of your "Hey Soul Classics"?

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: Benfolio

benfolds.org is a great place to have a laugh, get a review, or to see what's going on in personal lives of the members that have been around the board for a long time.

suburbs.org(.uk) is a great place to get news, downloads, reviews, and for new Ben fans that suck a little less than those that post on the .com to join.

benfolds.com is a great place to laugh at people who are first getting into Ben and have no idea what is going on. And get your posts deleted.

We need not hate on each other. It's the internet. Get your e-thug on somewhere else, because you sure as shit aren't going to act like you do here to anyone else in person, ESPECIALLY BEN FOLDS.

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Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: Natiest

I can't believe you guys read the suburbs. The suburbs strkes me as a place where Keyboard Kathy would fit right in

I like the suburbs, it~s calm and quiet there...

"Cracking toast Gromit!"

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: midnightvulture

I like 3 people there.

you can watch the peoples court and i'll be sucking dry titty

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: Vanya

I like 3 people here.

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: LoyalCow

-1

I am a Rock God

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: Art Vandelay

I like 3 people there.

I like 3 people here.


I don't like anybody anywhere

I believe that's the needle breaking on the bullshit meter

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: Vanya

Artie, are you at all related to a guy named Theo Geisel? He's a good friend, and you remind me of him.

so i had to go into borders bookstore to releve myself for about 30 mins, they dont allow books in the bathroom though, i found out the hard way

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: Art Vandelay

no but I once knew a Dr. named Suess

I believe that's the needle breaking on the bullshit meter

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: Jimbob

While I'm here, I just wanted to say that I might not post here much anymore

ANY MORE??!??!?!?!

Angeline Fishguarde, your actions will be dealt with in good time, you mark my words!

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: Vanya

no but I once knew a Dr. named Suess

Nope, I don't have any friends who are Jews. My mistake.

so i had to go into borders bookstore to releve myself for about 30 mins, they dont allow books in the bathroom though, i found out the hard way

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: Art Vandelay

Nope, I don't have any friends who are Jews. My mistake

YEESH!
and I thought I was a thread killer!

I believe that's the needle breaking on the bullshit meter

Sep 1st (2 years ago)

Posted by: !gas!panic!

(is anyone more excited to see +Steve than see Ben lolz)

i actually am tbh

it's more unexpected imo!!

Sep 2nd (2 years ago)

Posted by: emanstevenson

You know, I was just thinking, and all those suburbs people hate us here, but if we were all in a room and they were in another room, and Ben had to choose which room to hang out in, from what I can gather about his personality over the years, he'd probably rather hang out with us.

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KITT:"Wrong, it's called total insanity."

Sep 2nd (2 years ago)

Posted by: +Ill

Our room would have a hologramatic turd coming out of the walls.

maybe you could get twizzlers (makes mouths happy lol) and both start eating one end of it and OMG ITS TEH SAME TWIZZLER which leads to lips touching usually ~ drewmg said this

Sep 2nd (2 years ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

and a super pussy

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Sep 2nd (2 years ago)

Posted by: Yossarian

my underage asian girlfriend has one of those

</midnightvulturenedgumpetc>

if i have learned one thing over the last 24 years, it's that the world is full of FUCKING IDIOTS. you can't possibly disagree with that and have lived to any extent. despite how much you may disagree with the .org about what music is cool or whatever other ultimately meaningless shit you disagree with the .org about, i guarantee you that there is a higher percentage of smart people here than there is in the world as a whole.

-Gront

hahhaah you'd probably do the ollie first really.

-Webb

Sep 2nd (2 years ago)

Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

so does all this mean that we should start stickying actual ben folds news again?

go read your jack karat, and fear and loathing poop literature

Sep 2nd (2 years ago)

Posted by: rhubarb

That would be novel...

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