general statements you'd like to make thread

Jun 19th (12 months ago)

Posted by: Tuberculosis

The Indians won over the Reds in a slugfest, much to the delight of the home crowd.

X:If you could be a superhero, which one would you be?
TB: Jesus...
X: Jesus wasn't a superhero.
TB: He wasn't?
X: No.
TB: Ok then....uh....Teen Wolf
X: nevermind

Jun 19th (12 months ago)

Posted by: emaline03

i just paid way too much money to have 2 crowns put on my 6 y/o's teeth. mind you, these teeth had small cavities and will come out naturally in the next 5 years. i continue to believe that pediatric dentistry is just an insurance scam.

i've also come to realize that a "fulfilling career" is just bullshit that colleges force students to believe in so they can suck tuition money out of them. work is work. a job is a job.

shelly was pretty, she studied algebra

Jun 19th (12 months ago)

Posted by: silvergirl

One of my best friends just left toove home to the UP of Michigan. I'm sad.

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: Emaline Jones

While we're on the topic of sad things, yesterday while walking to the train station home I came across a dead kitten out the front of a radio rentals shop. It was pretty upsetting. Worst part was the guys in the shop knew about it but weren't really phased, one guy was like "LOL, MY DINNER!". RIP kitty :(

basically what I'm saying here is that this ends with a cock up your anal

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

I don't know what toove home is.

i stand by what i said, whatever it was

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: silvergirl

It should have said "to move home." she moved back there yesterday. Sometimes, if i post from my phone, I make terrible typos.

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: emaline03

i want you to show me.

shelly was pretty, she studied algebra

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

I wanna feel what love is.

the tongue is clean and the grip is firm

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

*gestures to private*

*lights up a e-cig and takes a deep drag* "u can order it animal style. its not on the menu." *tips fedora*

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

I know you can show me

the tongue is clean and the grip is firm

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

for the life of me

Sinking in marsh ... sweet kitten is trapped

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING

*lights up a e-cig and takes a deep drag* "u can order it animal style. its not on the menu." *tips fedora*

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

will you be there holding my hand

Sinking in marsh ... sweet kitten is trapped

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

Father of mine
tell me Where have you been
You know I just close my eyes
My whole world disappears.

My daddy laid me an egg

*lights up a e-cig and takes a deep drag* "u can order it animal style. its not on the menu." *tips fedora*

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

but the lack thereof would leave me empty inside

Sinking in marsh ... sweet kitten is trapped

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

Now maybe
I didn't mean to treat you oh so bad
But I did it anyway

*lights up a e-cig and takes a deep drag* "u can order it animal style. its not on the menu." *tips fedora*

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

I'll be love suicide

the tongue is clean and the grip is firm

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: +DrewMG

chickety china the chinese chicken

Sinking in marsh ... sweet kitten is trapped

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

At work as I'm singing all of these songs out load they are getting mostly upset.
Although Skeeter liked the Foreigner.

"What's up with all this 100.3 WNIC shit?" they say.
which is an easy listening station in my town.

the tongue is clean and the grip is firm

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: John Lennon

Honk! Honk!

*lights up a e-cig and takes a deep drag* "u can order it animal style. its not on the menu." *tips fedora*

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

my favorite thing about Cracked articles are the hilarious captions.

the tongue is clean and the grip is firm

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: Jimbob

I never knew Brian Wilson was just 2 days younger than Paul McCartney.

Weird.

www.redjamspear.com

http://benfolds.org/forum/58805#1386519

Jun 20th (12 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

I can't log into facebook at work, but somebody that can, please do, then go to damnyouautocorrect.com and post a comment on every page asking how everyone feels about the new layout.

the tongue is clean and the grip is firm

Jun 21st (12 months ago)

Posted by: tbonejc1

haha wtf
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/the-only-20-books-yo
ull-ever-need-to-read-in-life

the tongue is clean and the grip is firm

Jun 22nd (12 months ago)

Posted by: Emaline Jones

Nice find toblerone!

Has anyone seen Tim and Eric live? What should I expect? I just got tickets today. Will Pierre and/or David Liebe Hart be there?

basically what I'm saying here is that this ends with a cock up your anal

Jun 22nd (12 months ago)

Posted by: kelbellene

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/the-only-20-books-yo
ull-ever-need-to-read-in-life

I need to read them all!

Pet sounds? I've never heard of it but if I wanted to hear a cat meow all I gotta do is go out to the parking lot of my apartment complex.

Jun 22nd (12 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

Just got my tix!~

i stand by what i said, whatever it was

Jun 22nd (12 months ago)

Posted by: +Ill

This book comes with free piano lessons from Mozart himself.

that's fucking... fucking Beethoven!

i stand by what i said, whatever it was

Jun 22nd (12 months ago)

Posted by: Jimbob

I'm glad I'm not the only one pissed off by the Mozart thing.

www.redjamspear.com

http://benfolds.org/forum/58805#1386519

Jun 22nd (12 months ago)

Posted by: Emaline Jones

Just got my tix!~

Great job!

basically what I'm saying here is that this ends with a cock up your anal