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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: senselessdrum

Back in the day, I remember how cool it was making out, but I don't see that shit anymore. Most people I talk to say its kind of a lost procedure, and they go straight to third base, maybe home. Its all about sex these days. At least in high school, whenever you wanted to get with a chick all you had to do was make out with them, then they're your girlfriend or something. Now you're you know.. at a bar.. or a party and you're like.. hey.. wanna fuck? That's all you hear these days, those kids going for the money shot.

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: gooseman

so go make out already.

i pretty much agree with you.

fucking kids these days.

also they all have diseases.

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: senselessdrum

Its fuck all the time

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: ben_freak

i still like making out, but my mind wanders. i also listen to the television.

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: senselessdrum

Its already "cool" to be pregnant these days. Maybe that's the next step. You had girls under lock and key for centuries, then it was all about making out on the cliff in your car, then movie theatre yawn-arm-move..

now you just get head at the theatre.

the next step after head and sex is going to be being impregnated. hardcore. 24/7. you're not pregnant enough? well here's more sperm. that'll make you more pregnanter.. it will be the next phase i think.

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: gooseman

the chicks will be bloated with sperm.

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: senselessdrum

Hell yeah.

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

Maybe it'll get to the point where the cool thing is to just get artificially inseminated and not even have to HAVE sex anymore, that would be hot.

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: gooseman

when they can electronically alter DNA, and then you would be able to say UPLOAD the latest feoutes into the womb, via Myspace.

this is another The Gooseman exclusive.

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Nepenthe

i get off on that shit

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: senselessdrum

pregnancy is the new gay

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: UnpaintedSunset

i think not.

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: LifeOnaPlate

so is that you in your avatar us?

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: neoangel_1

I'm makeout-deprived. =(

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: gooseman

neoangel - join the clubb.

it's the coolest club on earth...

oh.

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Liebs

I don't understand why a girl should be sucking my face when she should be sucking something else.

Giddyup.

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: UnpaintedSunset

no dear blair, it is he.

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: canela126

sex > making out

******

Thanks for asking!

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: gooseman

sex with the gooseman < sex with anybody else? yeah?

yeah?

oh :(

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: senselessdrum

unpainted is a fat ass

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

Woah, did Liebs have a post deleted, or did I just imagine it being here?

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: +88 Kickin Keys

What post?

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

Something face and sucking dick

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: gooseman

kellbellne, it's still there!

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: kelbellene

So it is. He changed avatars.

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: Liebs

Is there a problem with Ariel Sharon?

I THOUGHT NOT, TERRORIST.

Giddyup.

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: UnpaintedSunset

you don't like the butt-sex with ragheads?

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: jooce129

senseless, WTF? HONESTLY? ARE YOU HIGH?

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: UnpaintedSunset

no, he just wants to fly. that's all.

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Jul 20th (2 years ago)
Posted by: senselessdrum

senseless, WTF? HONESTLY? ARE YOU HIGH?

YES. and thank GOD. its been a few weeks

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